The Psycho Ex Wife

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#2 in the Psycho Ex Christmas Carol Series, comes the compilation from reader GGRR and Mister-M, sung to the tune of Silent Night.  The Christmas Carol Series is our morbid attempt to add a little levity to the lives of those preparing for the struggle that often accompanies the holiday season dealing with a high-conflict psycho ex-wife or psycho ex-husband.

Let’s call this one: Un-Silent Night

Silent night, Things are all right
PEW’s in church, “seeing the light,”
Two weeks later she’s back to her tricks
Terror and threats thrown into the mix,
Then a cruel ema-il bla-ast,
Silence can ne-e-ver last…..

Silent night, not quite right!
Neighbors quake, at her sight
Profanities stream from e-ven afar
People just know for the course this is par
Christ, please save-us from ha-arm
Christ, please save-us from harm…..

Silent night, chaos and fright
Damn it to hell, I want things to be nice
Duplicate gifts, she’s such a disgrace
Have to be firm, boun-da-ries are in place
Will she e-ver real-ize
No-one believes all of her lies…..

The beautiful real version, as sung by Bing Crosby:

Up next, #3 in the Christmas Carol Series, She’s A PEW.