The Psycho Ex Wife

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#5 in the Psycho Ex Christmas Carol Series, creativity continues to abound as we offer the bastardized version of Here Comes Santa Claus.  The Christmas Carol Series attempts to add a little levity to the lives of those preparing for (or by this time - fully involved in) the struggle that often accompanies the holiday season dealing with a high-conflict psycho ex-wife or psycho ex-husband.

Behold the light and bubbly - Here Comes Psycho’s Claws

Here comes Psycho’s Claws!
Here comes Psycho’s Claws!
Right down Psycho’s Claws Lane!
Crankin’ and Bitchin’ in all her venom
Delivering so much pain.
Brains are stinging, her poo flinging;
All that’s scary and fright.
Hang your head and say your prayers,
‘Cause Psycho’s Claws comes tonight.

Here comes Psycho’s Claws!
Here comes Psycho’s Claws!
Right down Psycho’s Claws Lane!
She’s got a bag that’s filled with insults
For bios and steps again.
Hear those curse words, see her flip birds,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head
‘Cause Psycho’s Claws comes tonight!

SING IT!  Gene Autry’s original on a vintage player: